I feel naked whenever I go out bag-less. It's like you're facing the world not ready with the hassles that may come your way. Hence I'm starting the year exposing the weaponry that allows me to somersault, smile, and say f*ck off to problems.
1. Blair, the SE w595. The best phone I ever got.
2. Lily, the D3000. I'm still shy showing them to people 'cause I'm a lame newbie.
3. Check wallet from Topman. It stores a dozen of cards, 100 pesos, ID's, and two Frenzy condoms. LOL
4. Nivea Lipgloss. My (French) kisses taste like sweet melons.
5. 2010 SB Planner, which has just been replaced by the Witty 2011 planner. Bearer of budget projections, escapades, tough secrets, FLAMES tests, drawings of my ugly enemies.
6. Umbra the Automatic Umbrella. So I can always spare a cute guy from getting wet.
7. Contact lens dish. So my eyes won't hurt during occasional sleepovers.
8. BARE perfume from F&H. I spray fifty times a day so buying pricey perfumes is impractical, if not salary depleting.
9. Clean & Clear Oil Film and SPF 50. Solutions to my oily face curse.
10. BENCH FIX styling gel. I use it when my hair is short.
11. Assorted pens. I love writing on immaculate white bus seat covers.
12. Doraemon bag padlock. I'm so afraid of lumpens and high-class magnas.
13. USB. So I can trade songs and porn clips effortlessly.
14. Apple USB chord. Hmm. 100+ cute points from Apple user-friends
15. Kleenex. To wipe sweat, dirt, and _____. LOL
16. Eyeglasses of the season. This time it's a fake Ray Ban wayfarers from ' las banchettas'.
17. Blaine, the iPod Nano. The best transport/gym companion.
18. Dean, the HP mini. The most important item I always bring. It's as cute and as versatile as me!
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